Alice’s Anthem: “Alice Spills the Tea”
(Spoken)
(Oh, it’s not just tea, darling - it’s the truth, the lies, and everything in between...)
Verse 1
Gather 'round, the tea is hot,
In my cup, you’ll find a lot.
Stories simmer, secrets brew,
I’ve got tales just for you.
Chorus
Alice spills the tea, let it pour, let it flow,
Every little secret you’ll wish you didn’t know.
Twisted truths, a pinch of lies,
In my tea, your old world dies.
Verse 2
Fairy tales with darker hues,
Legends soaked in bitter truths.
Sip it slow, or take it fast,
In my world, the tea will last.
Chorus
Alice spills the tea, let it pour, let it flow,
Every little secret you’ll wish you didn’t know.
Twisted truths, a pinch of lies,
In my tea, your old world dies.
Bridge
(Spoken)
(Have another cup, my dear - it’s not like anything you’ve had before.)
The Mad Hatter laughs, the Queen grins wide,
In my cup, there’s no place to hide.
Every sip a new surprise,
In my tea, you’ll see through disguise.
Chorus
Alice spills the tea, let it pour, let it flow,
Every little secret you’ll wish you didn’t know.
Twisted truths, a pinch of lies,
In my tea, your old world dies.
Outro
(Spoken)
(And now, darling, what will you do? The tea is spilled, and there’s no going back.)
Ha, ha, ha, ha!